January 2012
When you were younger and a friend came over.
janeelovesyou216:
The awkward first half hour of politeness:
The next couple of hours:
When their parents came to collect them:
“HIDE! HIDE! THEY CAN’T TAKE YOU IF THEY CAN’T FIND YOU! IN MY ROOM! THEY WILL NEVER FIND YOU THERE! HIDE NIGGA HIDE! THIS IS A MATTER OF LIFE OR DEATH!”
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
December 2011
Lying in bed wondering if it's worth it to get up...
heyfunniest:
gpoy
Textbooks in College
Me: Is it okay if I just buy the 7th edition instead of the 8th? It's over $100 cheaper and it would be great if I could save some money.
Professor: No. They added a comma in the new edition, which is utterly essential to your comprehension of the author's content.
“We have a lot of games left, a lot of games left. Everything is going ok....”
– Metta World Peace
Doesn’t his name just make that statement sound even more reassuring?
(via fuckyeahlakers)